Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
Honestly, you are considered one of our best and brightest. I mean it. It’s true. It is a transcendental signified, a first principle fact!
Ask me why. Go ahead. I’ll tell you. I’m not ashamed.
I’m going to Sardegna. It’s going to be one of my last vacations before I come home. I knew I wanted to go somewhere - have one last huzzah - in Europe before my return, and this opportunity presented itself.
I really can’t say that I’m beat up about missing four days of school. Sure, my teachers will kill me. But I’d much rather experience this than sitting in classes, learning a language and culture that I don’t really care about anymore.